D Talks #9

So the other day, I decided to download Tinder and Plenty of Fish on my phone. Tinder installed but Plenty of Fish didn’t for some reason. Now, I’ve had issues with Tinder before… cyberstalking issues… and I’m almost getting tired of saying this, but really. I’d say about a year ago, I downloaded Tinder, and it just seemed sketchy, like cyberstalkers were involved and controlling what was being displayed. I could be wrong, and I hope I am, but I don’t trust the app from the couple of times I’ve spent time on the app. Anyways, one thing for sure is the cyberstalkers who stalk my phone were definitely aware of me installing Tinder and even knew which girls I swiped left or right to. I probably swiped less than 10 times when I saw a profile for a girl who was married in an open relationship. Does everyone encounter these kinds of profiles, I’m not sure. I’m convinced Tinder is a total fraud, if it’s not hacked for my use. Anyway, so there’s this rumor that I’m some kind of cheater, and I’m absolutely not. Somehow, one of my former employers acted like I cheated with his wife or something and kind of spread that rumor or something… what happened was I told a couple of friends that my boss’s wife was very attractive. My friends were talking with people behind my back, which included my employer and a whole bunch of other stalkers, so my employer heard about this. If he wasn’t invading my privacy, he would have never heard about this. Or if I had loyal friends, he would have never heard about this. And I actually think this employer was much more of a player than this, but he just wanted to cause me problems. Another story regarding cheating involves a couple of college friends, and by the way, I will be introducing more people I’ve known throughout the years to this blog; I’ve been meaning to, but avoiding it at the same time, because the information isn’t entirely positive. Anyway, so the story is that I tried to cheat with the girl of this college couple. It was New Years Eve, she was crying, there was some drama, and I rested my head on her head, and her hair smelled good so I smelled her hair; that was all. I mean, I don’t wanna be mean, but I was not interested; the couple is obese, no offense, but fitness is important to me, and I probably shouldn’t have wrote that, but with this cyberstalking going on, it’s too late, oh well… I “miswrote,” I’ll be more careful next time. I guess I should have wrote that I’m a super loyal friend. By the way, there was also this one time one of my friend’s girlfriend was a bit flirty with me, and I told my friend about this, because it was beyond just being nice, and now that I’m not blind, it was probably a set up… movies man smh.

And then the cyberstalkers here saw that, I pretty much swiped right for most, and left for one, and then decided to delete the app when I saw the profile of a married woman in an open relationship. The one I swiped left to was for an African American girl, and it was because she appeared to be much taller than me, and I’m sure she’s looking for someone much taller than me. I kind of received some backlash for that… cyberstalkers man smh. You really don’t think I won’t date an African American girl? Really? Just ask around. I’ve dated African American girls. This cyberstalking has got to stop dude… Anyway, will I ever find love? With this cyberstalking going on, I don’t know.

After writing the above, I had to muster, which is what we do in the military, and it was quite obvious these people read what I wrote. Its like they aren’t even trying to be secretive anymore. Just like there’s still a camera on me in this relatively new room, and they aren’t even trying to be secretive about that either. I guess there’s too many people involved for it to be secretive.